Dear “Nice” Guys,
Maybe if you didn’t rupture a spleen every time a chick didn’t sleep with you because you were nice to her, you’d get laid. Maybe if you didn’t lay on massive guilt trips because of how hard you work to keep her happy, she wouldn’t see your gleaming desperation. Maybe she’d actually BE happy if you weren’t constantly giving her the impression that she’s just using you for your sympathy. You know, if you came to her with a problem, she’d sit there and listen. And if she didn’t, she’s clearly a moron and you’re just as dumb for wasting your time.
Love is supposed to go both ways. Give and take. And you’re not supposed to be nice to people to get something out of it. You be nice to people because YOU WANT TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE. You being the comfort buddy for sex is just as bad as a sexy dick head saying, “Baby, let’s bone”. At least the guys who are forward and rude don’t come with severe psychological and emotional damage. They just throw us into corners with guys who want to take emotional advantage of us.
Stop inviting me to your pity party. Man up, be honest, and move on if it doesn’t work. You only live once. Stop crying and dwelling on mundane crap.
Lots of love,
Lover of Legit Nice Guys
P.S. Why the frick did you put females in quotes? And you left out some question marks in there. Some girls dig dudes with proper grammar.
THIS SONG.
Also, this is going to be the best birthday party ever.
When you’re in bed with someone, you feel like your life is real and things are happening. I know that sounds ridiculous but look, we spend so much of our time these days behind a computer screen that we often confuse it with a human connection. If we don’t get hugged today, that’s okay because someone liked our Facebook status and that’s practically the same thing, right? Uh, no. Nothing confirms this more than when you’re in bed with someone. A Facebook “like” ain’t got sh-t on a backrub or two people spooning at 5 a.m.
I didn’t listen to the lyrics of this song until yesterday. It drained me…
Oops, I feel naked.
Go ahead and hide again.
You know, my step-dad didn’t drink. He thought it was a bad, bad thing. He did, however, smoke up.
You can ask my family how that went for us.
This isn’t me hating on anything. This is me saying that you being under the influence of ANYTHING will have pros and cons. It depends on the person. I know I don’t beat people when I’m drunk, and I know stoners who do just that.
So get off of your high horse. Your kush isn’t any better than my Blue.
Thank you for your time.
(Source: orangekushanyone)
Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
^^ Too majestic for anyone to ride, bahahahah
^lolocaust
imma virgin and i kno it :D
(Source: sleepylikeyeah7)
